Mega Man Rap (with lyrics)

06 Mar, 2009

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Here are the lyrics:

I’m a super fighting robot
From the year 2010
On a quest from Dr. Light
To make the city safe again

See all these robots were created
To make the planet safe
Til Dr. Wily double-crossed us
And set some fire to the place

Dr. Wily had other plans
To take over this bitch
Reprogrammed my brother
And stole all them shitz

My name is Mega Man
On my jet dog Rush
Got a cannon arm for y’all
To keep your mouth shut, c’mon

Ve interrupt this program
Vith terrible news
Dr. Light has been kidnapped by
Guess who!
Dr. Wily! That’s who!
I’m comin after you, too!


You’re doomed

Thanks Wily
It’s not like I’ve got shit to do
Why not waste all of my energy
Fucking with you?

C’mon Rush we gotta go
And save Dr. Light
And then teach Dr. Wily
The wrong from the right

Hey bro Protoman here
So what’s up?
I got eight of my buddies
built for messin you up

But who cares? I wish I did
But I’m just not built for that bro
I gotta fly
I hope you’re ready to go

If I’m going to win
I’ll have to upgrade my shit
Remember when I beat ’em
To steal their power chipz

Charge my power beam
When I enter the room
And then:
Boom Ba-da Boom Boom
Boom Boom

To the windows
To the walls
Til the sweat drips
From my ballz

I’m beatin you down
To the fucking ground
I got a mega buster
For y’all, c’mon

Metal Man will rock your shit
You’re hit
Don’t you forget it bitch

Throw a sawblade
Into your face
Let’s face it
You will taste my razor bladez

Umm whatever
You’re the first boss bitch
I don’t even need a special power
To take your shit

Yea you’re right
I’m no big deal

One shot with my arm cannon
Your power’s a “steel”


Hey there freak
These freakin woods are mine
The name’s Wood Man
Have some freakin leaves and vines

Bitch I upgraded my cannon
With some metal blades for ya
Fuck Mega Man
I’m the “Forest-A-Destroyer”

You’ll never get past
my freakin shield of leaves

I’m Mega Man, punk
Don’t you know me?
Believe it

I guess I’ll just throw the
Freaking thing at your ass

Jump over that shit
Then your ass is grass


Two down
Six more to go
Beat you in a flash
Bitch there ya-


You fool
Flash man in the house
And I’m breakin the rules

No fair
I’m frozen in the air

Time’s on my side
No time to spare

‘Bout to shoot these
Metal blades
Straight in ya face
Put all of Wily’s robots
In their place

Leave you there so long you rust
When I’m done here
All that’ll be left is dust

No time to shine
‘Cause I’m better than most
The trendsetter with the blue suit
You’re toast

Umm… I got a blue suit too
At least I’m not as silly as you

I’m going throw this metal blade
And cut a hole in your ass
And then I think I’ll have my dog Rush
Take a picture of that


The name’s Bubble Man
And I got something to say…


Look up in the sky
It’s a bird, it’s a plane
It’s Air Man bitch
And I’m bringin the pain

I got a fan installed in my grill
No lie
I’m gonna blow your ass straight off the map
Good bye

Beat you
Breathe you
Make you CO2
Blow all you want my leaf sheild
Repels you

So blow me phony
Your whole acts baloney
You don’t even pose a threat
I’m not frettin it homie

I’m as useless as Bubble Man

Wow that’s fuckin pathetic
My leaves jammed your fan


I’ll sneak up and hit you
Like a fuckin tornado
Puttin’ Crash Man in the trash can
Like yesterday’s tomatos

Crashing the party
It’s Mega Man baby
(Mega Man’s in the house)
Quit messin around
It’s all gravy

I will fuck you up
I’monna fuck you up Mega Man
You can’t catch me
Totally total your ass I ain’t messin around
I will throw a bomb
And then I will jump around
What’s that sound I hear

That shit’z the wind
And it’s pullin’ you down

I’m Quick Man
Dressed in red
I got a yellow boomerang
Attached to my head

Look without the guilt
I’ll fuckin drink you in milk
For tryin’ to destroy
this planet we built

Ohh c’mon Mega
Don’t be sour
What I lack in speed
I make up for in power

You can’t touch my
Turbo skill
With the crash bomb
Comin in for the kill


Anybody got a light?
I need a cigarette

Here you go bro

Bitch you’re gonna regret

Ahh one more boss
Don’t forget
I’d love to stay but I gotta jet

‘Sup Heat Man
Let’s do this fast
My pussy-ass brother
Just bailed on your ass

It’s time to blow bubbles
The bad kind though

Don’t get to close
I might blow

Who knows
What flows
From the Earth
I do!

I’m gonna spew red goo
All over your shoes
I got a face for radio
And a box for a suit

Capcom really didn’t spend
much time on you
Check it out I’m tired of you
I gotta get to Light before his time is through

I got my cannon ready
I got huntin to do

I’ve got more hot than a cow has moo

I will burn you with my flame
Zippo is my middle name
I’m done fuckin around
Eight-bit clown

Here’s a bubble
Have fun six feet underground


I’m comin’ to get you you German bastard!

You will never make it through
My fortress Mega Man
I’m taking over the world

Shit c’mon Rush
We gotta make it through the castle
Over the ladder
And make it to the battle

Dr. Light needs our help
And the world needs his genius
Wily can suck a penis

Just jump over a roof
Charge my cannon and shoot
Come and face me like a man
You old coot

I’m tired of fightin’ robots
And cleanin’ up your messes
I’m takin’ out the trash
It’s time to learn a lesson

So come down to the ground
Outta your space ship
Y’ain’t got the ballz
To be fuckin’ with this shit

After I take you
I’ll rip out your brain
They won’t even remember your name

Ya fuckin’ meanie
Ya ten pound weenie
To get the world
You’ll have to go through me

My name is Mega Man
You can call me Rock
‘Cause I’ll be rockin’ your shit
Up and down the block

And that’s how we Roll

Need my help?

Nuhuh, get back in the kitchen
Shit is under control

It’s a man’s world baby
Don’t be flexing your vag
Here’s my back hand bitch
Ya got a problem with that

[More to come]

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1 Comment

  1. Wuii
    November 02, 2010

    NEAT! Is there a download link or something? 😀

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