Fun Star Wars Haiku’s

09 Sep, 2009

Chewbacca - let the wookie winTopless Robot held a contest for who could write the best Star Wars Haiku. There were lots of good ones (apparently 1000) but here are some of my favorites.

The winner:

Boba friggin Fett. 
Mandalorean pimp king. 
Bogeys the sandtrap.

– Spazweez

My personal favorite:

My name is Chewie.
You can stop this contest now.
Let the Wookiee win.

Some other good ones:

– Quixotico

Luke has two natures.
A crack shot destroys Death Stars,
But those poor womp rats.

– MaxtotheMax

Little beeping droid
Flew like a leaf on the wind
Probably swearing

– Rosemary

Check out the complete list below.

From Topless Robot: Star Wars Haiku: And the Winners Are…

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